How I lost a testicle
So a little while ago I said I'd tell the story of how I lost a ball to my best friend Stacy.... Well here it goes. One night, a few years ago, me and her were hanging out at her house. I had recently broken up with my girlfriend at the time and I was bitter about it. Through out the night I made several sexist remarks about women. And about 5 hours into our hangout, Stacy told me that she was very upset about my sexist behavior and had had enough. She also said she was worried because I normally was a very good male feminist. She told me that she didn't like seeing this behavior out of me so she wanted to make sure I didn't do it again. She ordered me to take my pants and underwear off and lay the couch with my hands behind my back. I obviously followed her orders and once I was naked from the waste down and lying the couch she told me that she was going to pop a testicle to teach me a lesson. Stacy grabbed my right ball, locking her index finger and thumb around the